Dothan, ALABAMA - "...so check this out. We go out to this bar th'other night. And I run into this guy I went to high school with. So I'm standin' there and he says 'Say mayin', you still up 'ere in DeeSee?' and I say, Yeah. And he says, "what're... you gonna run for fuckin' Congress or somethin'?' And I said, Sure man. Whatever. And he cuts me off and he says, 'Cause you know... guys like me... we vote. And I'll tell you what... we ain't votin' for no one in no God/Damned/Pink/Shirt."
When you live someplace where no one's from, the stories of homecoming are often the most colorful.